change the direction of the train if you concentrate
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In A World Of My Own
~19~
~Taken~
Everyone has flaws. Why can't they be seen as perfection?
- Anxiety: hey!
- Me: what now?
- Anxiety: Nothing, just wanted to worry you today.
- Me: ...great
- Anxiety: Hey your boyfriend/girlfriend didn't text you back, they're probably with someone else right now.
- Me: ....
- Anxiety: Oh your best friend hasn't spoken to you today either. They're probably sick of your shit.
- Me: ....
- Anxiety: Your parents said they're really proud of you..do you honestly believe that?
- Me: ....
- Anxiety: Where do you see yourself in a year? Oh wait, you can barely get through a day!
- Me: ...shut up.
- Anxiety: Will you ever rise to anything?
- Me: Shut up!
- Anxiety: Or are you always this pathetic? Lol
- Me: Why can't you leave me alone!?
- Anxiety: Because messing with your head is what I live for.
Random guy: Are you crying? Wow, how pathetic..
Me: *cries harder*
I don’t know if people are checking me out or shocked at how ugly I am
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my dad sent these to me and said, “Look at our chalkboard in the break room!”
how in the fuck
wHERE THE FUCK DOES YOUR DAD WORK??
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i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow
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i’d actually go running if there wasnt anybody around to see me stop after 43 seconds
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
my eldest sister had a boyfriend when she was in fifth grade, but we moved away so they obviously couldn’t see each other. well, when she was in college her friend introduced her to some guy and it was her old boyfriend from fifth grade. after two days of catching up she told him she wanted to marry him. they’ve been married for ten years and have two kids together.
WHAT
dude sell that shit to disney
This Blood Lamp doesn’t look that bloody, but the way you turn it on can be considered gruesome. It only works once, and you need to add of a drop of your blood to activate it! The idea is to stop and think about how badly you need light before you use it. Designer Mike Thompson created the lamp in order to draw attention to how much energy we waste.
we can finally power the world with periods
there are two kinds of people
